I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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