put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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