I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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