So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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