Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
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Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
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Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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