yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
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