when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
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im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
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You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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