I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
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todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
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We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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