All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
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