I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
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he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
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OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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