his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
Randomize