Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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