You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
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