there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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