You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
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Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
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You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses youâ€
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