Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Mom said you looked used
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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