Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
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He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
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I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
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