I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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