im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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