I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
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