Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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