Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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