Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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