Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
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the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
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My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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