Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
Randomize
