I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
Let's get the cat blown out
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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