i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
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