just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
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