the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
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Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
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Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
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