so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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