yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
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