Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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