i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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