Where are you?
In a non slutty way
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
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so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
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No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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