the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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