just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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