It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
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i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
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I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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