Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
its not stalking. its research.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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