why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
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I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
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Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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