I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
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