You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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