just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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