Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
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omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
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i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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