The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
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Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
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Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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