What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
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its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
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I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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