remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
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