If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
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i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
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Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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