Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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