We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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