Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
We had sex on a dog bed..
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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