Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
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You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
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Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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