What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
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You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
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At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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