is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
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