That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I am mentally ready for anal.
Randomize
