You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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