haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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