Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
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I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
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They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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