Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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