I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
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