If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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