She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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