i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
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